One Piece is chock full of Chads and beautiful babes but which characters are the hottest of them all? I have my own take on who the hottest One Piece characters are and if you don’t agree, that’s fine, but just know that you’re probably wrong!
Just kidding, sort of. Many people might put Sanji or Nami on this list but to me they don’t quite make the cut. Sanji falls short because of the fact that he’s a cry baby and smokes cigarettes. Hey, put down your pitchfork please, it’s not that serious.
I’ve created this list of the hottest One Piece characters so that they’re in order of spicy jalapeno pepper hot to Akainu’s molten lava fist melting through Ace’s midsection hot; aka hot to hottest.
10. Crocodile
Crocodile has a very unique type of hotness that positions him squarely in 10th place of the top 10 hottest One Piece characters list. What makes Crocodile hot? Could be the scar that basically separates his face into two parts and the sewing job that looks like it was performed by a drunk Doctor Hogback. It may also be his intense way of speaking like a mafia boss who’d chop you up and feed you to the rats.
What also makes him a hot guy is a combination of all of those things and then some other aspects of his character design. It doesn’t really matter what exactly makes him hot, alright, he just is. He’s that guy who you wouldn’t say no to a good spanking from.
If Ivan were to transition Croco-boy back into Croco-mom I’m sure she’d still make the top 10 hottest One Piece characters list. Hopefully one day we’ll be lucky enough to see that happen.
9. Dracule Mihawk
I think we can all agree that this man is quite the handsome specimen. Hawkeye has that daddy energy, piercing hawk-like eyes that make you shiver, and a voice that makes me question my sexuality.
Perona hit the jackpot when Kuma flung her whiney pink ass all the way to Mihawk’s private castle. Maybe she’s getting some of that at this point, who knows. He looks even sexier after the time skip, in my opinion; his features became much more sharp.
8. Roronoa Zoro
If I were making a list of the top ten dumbest One Piece characters then Zoro would definitely make the list (maybe that’ll be the next thing I write about). But in terms of hot One Piece characters, Zoro is definitely up there, without even trying.
He’s so casual about being a smoking hot, triple sword-wielding demon. He has a jaw that can cut diamonds and one-liners that always send chills down your spine. Roronoa Zoro is someone who can momentarily turn a straight man gay such as myself.
7. Portgas D. Ace
This one’s a no-brainer, come on. Ace is one of the most good-looking males in One Piece without a doubt. He’s got that mischievous grin, sexy face, and abs that could slice Diamond Jozus in twain. He lacks clothing in all of the right places and the clothes that he does have suit him quite well; just look at that gun hanging on his hip that he never uses (sweats).
He’s got one of the most badass devil’s fruit powers in all of One Piece, a giant red-beaded necklace, and a hat that I just had to buy off Amazon for my Ace cosplay.
6. Shanks
I wasn’t going to put Shanks on this list until I asked my girlfriend if she thought Shanks is one of the top 10 hottest One Piece characters. Needless to say, I now agree with her that Shanks is one of the hottest characters in One Piece.
We aren’t blessed with many appearances of this scruffy red-haired pajama pants man. But when he does show us his handsome face, this man’s hotness is overwhelming. That one time when he just strolled onto Whitebeard’s ship and made a few random crew members poop their pants was such a hot thing to do.
Shanks has the energy of that anime dad who was once the best boxer in the world but retired seven years ago due to a stray bullet while saving a cat from a burning building but he can still throw hands with the best. As Shanks gets older he seemingly becomes even more menacing and sexy though.
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Shanks’ glow up over the many years since he was first introduced in One Piece episode 4: Luffy’s Past! The Red-Haired Shanks Appears. Can you believe that this episode was released all the way back in 1999?
5. Nico Robin
I may be biased about Nico Robin because my girl recently went and cosplayed Robin, twice, and that really boosted this Straw Hat pirate up the list for me. Because gawd dayum, those were some wonderful cosplays by her. She crocheted Robin’s white hat from Dressrosa herself and even crocheted a cute little Chopper plushie to carry around with her at the convention. Obligatory plug to my booboo’s website while we’re on that topic!
Post time skip Robin has seriously got it going on, I must admit. She looked a bit too much like a bird to me in the earlier episodes, but now she’s great. Oda definitely portrays Robin different nowadays when it comes to physical appearance and I can’t quite put my finger on what it is (coughs).
4. Boa Hancock
Yes, Boa Hancock belongs here; safely in the number four spot of the hottest One Piece characters. I don’t care what y’all have to say about landing aircraft carriers on her forehead. When Boa Hancock was introduced, I was drooling over her for literal years afterwards. If you weren’t doing the same thing, then by all accounts, you have something wrong with you as a straight male. No girls would ever be reading this, right? That seems pretty unlikely.
3. Trafalgar Water D. Law
There’s something about Trafalgar Water D. Law that makes my juices start flowing and the heart (heh) to pump a bit faster. I think a lot of ladies (and many men) will agree with me that Law has got it goin’ on with his don’t-give-a-damn personality, style, and smooth way of speaking. He’s what every emo kid dreamed to be back in mid 2000s high school.
All it takes is one word from the man, “room”, and suddenly the word water in his name makes more sense because my and my girlfriend’s undergarments are quite moist all of a sudden.
2. Jewelry Bonney
The “big eater” glutton, Jewelry Bonney, we all thought she was a baddie from the get-go. She was sitting there, man-spreading, eating a piece of meat aggressively. She has that bubble gum pink hair, a fine figure, and a pretty face.
Her choice of clothing attire also makes her quite an appealing character to look at. There’s just something about the poses that Oda likes to place her in that also adds to her hotness. Her constant woman-spreading short-tempered attitude paired with those long legs and short shorts is a sight to behold.
1. Yamato
One word, horns. Yamato is one of the hottest One Piece characters without a doubt. There’s a lot about her that make this white and green-haired demon girl very attractive. She has very nice horns and is different in appearance from those other basic One Piece girls.
Oda likes to make many of the female characters of One Piece cut from the same cloth. So many One Piece girls look like they’d be the exact same girl if you remove their hair. Yamato has a unique and beautiful design that makes her one of the hottest One Piece characters.
She’s tough as nails, yet elegant and voluptuous at the same time, which has a very hot aspect to it.
Conclusion
Let me know in the comments below who you think the hottest One Piece characters of all time are. But first, please clean your hands off after reading this post, that’s gross. Who would you remove or add from this list, or swap around? See you guys on the next productive research article.